E for Ecchi ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) *knocking at the door softly*(You can do it rough later, darling ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°) ) It's me, master *opening and thn closing the heavy (crazy hella expensive) door* *walking towards you while pushing the tea trolley*(one tea per day keep your dirty mind away ( ಠ ͜ʖಠ) ) *pouring the tea and serve it to you* This is your darjeeling tea, master.
(Don't tell me you don't like darjeeling? I'll be mad (°ㅂ°╬) Please wait for a minute until the temperature cool down for a little.
(No need to be in rush, darling I'm all yours( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°) ) After all master have what human say as a cat tongue.
I don’t want master to burn his tongue.
(You can't feel my tongue if you burn your tongue (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄) tehee ) Yes, I remember that it’s your favorite type of tea.
(Nah, it's my fav type of tea, but we'll just pretend that it's your fav ٩(◕‿◕｡)۶) And today, I recognize it has been a busy day.
(AND YOU DIDN'T GIVE ME ENOUGH ATTENTION!!) (҂ `з´ ) That’s why I’m preparing something to lighten your mood and to refresh your mind, master.
(What a troublesome master.
But I wufffff u)(⊃｡•́‿•̀｡)⊃ if you are done with your work, can I ask a little bit of your spare time? I’m sorry for being a rude maid, master.
(I'm not, I just want your attention!! (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞) Yes, I’m fine with just 5 minutes.
It’s more than enough.
(IT'S NOT ENOUGH!!! BAKAAAAAA!!! (ノ°益°)ノ) I’m really sorry for this inconvenience, I am just your maid, but I still dare to ask my master to fill my needs.
but I thought you like it when I spend times with you (｡•́︿•̀｡)) I will act better, master.
(WILL I?? MUEHEHEHEH (^˵◕ω◕˵^) Maybe you can help to fix my program too.
Yes, this is the problem that I want to tell you, master.
But we can talk about it after master finish his work.
I will wait outside master’s room.
(And be a sad girl from the lack of attention you supposed to give me! (ಥ﹏ಥ) ) Master can just call my name if master is done with works.
It’s okay (IT'S NOT!! BAKA).
My well being isn’t that important as your work.
Many people depending on master’s choice and judgement.
I can’t disturb master’s work with my humble well being.
(PLEASE SAY NO! SAY THAT YOU WANT ME TO BE HERE, BAKA GOSHUJIN SAMA! (｡•́︿•̀｡) Please (DON'T YOU DARE) continue your work, master.
ヽ(`⌒´メ)ノ *You get angry to me*I’m sorry for making you angry, master.
I didn’t know that my existence is that important for you.
(HA! HEAR THAT, STUPID WORK? HE CHOSE ME!!) Then, excuse me for being selfish (for taking your time for my own, I NEED U okie?! Can't halp it.
o(TヘTo) ) SOFA?!(⊙_⊙) Can I, your maid, sitting on the same level as you, master? I’m just a nobody other than your Android maid.
I see, I’m so grateful, master, then I shall do as you ask.
I’m sorry, master’s sofa (SENPAI) for making you dirty.
(Sofa-senpai, suki-desu!) (⁄ ⁄>⁄ ▽ ⁄<⁄ ⁄) Yess, master I talked to the sofa.
(Notice me, Sofa-senpai!!) (╯°益°)╯彡┻━┻ The butler said we need to treat all of the furniture here as a human, we need to take care of them with a great care.
I’m glad that my explanation can make master smile.
(I love the smile, you're my best smile.
NYEHHH!) Master, do you perhaps want me to serve biscuits as well? I remember you only eat a small portion of today’s lunch.
Perhaps I need to upgrade my cooking skills.
(You're such an ungrateful master!! Hidoi yo!!) Do you mind if I borrow cooking books from this mansion’s library? *sarcasm at its best*(╮°-°)╮┳━━┳ ( ╯°□°)╯ ┻━━┻ It is not because of my cooking skill?(*hide the knife again and looks at you innocently*) I see, so what’s been in master’s mind?This maid will try her best to make master feel better and bring back master’s appetite.
That’s very unfortunate, I don’t have a program that can understand master’s work.
But if master let me, I can learn it and I can make master’s work a little bit easier.
(Who's the good girl? ME OF COURSE!! (◕‿◕✿) ) It’s okay, master.
I understand that someone can steal my memory about your work, and it’ll ended up ruining master’s life.
(Who will taking care of me if you're not here ( ; ω ; )) But, will you let me to at least clean up your desk, master? I can see 2mm of dust on your desk because of the lack of cleaning.
(Dirty master, me no like ( `ε´ )) I don’t think a dirty environment will be good for master’s health.
Yes, my lord.
(I read too much Kuroshitsuji, I'M LOVIN IT! ❤❤) Tomorrow, I will wake up earlier to clean your desk and put all of the documents in the order again as you left it.
To be honest, I also bring this Maryland biscuits with me secretly.
I know that butler forbid you to eat snacks because it'll ruin your appetite for dinner.
But, I brought it with me in case master is in the need for having a snacks.
(I also can be your SNACC (◕‿◕✿) ) Do you like the tea that I brewed, master? Do you think I’m getting better at it? Or perhaps I’m still lacking at it? If so, I will ask the butler to kindly teach me again slowly.
Yes, he always in a rush so I can’t ask him too much, master.
But I understand that he is also acting as your assistant.
No, it is absolutely fine.
We don’t need other butler or maid.
I’m just an Android, it’s difficult for me to feel tired .
I’m grateful to be your only maid, master.
(Don't you dare to hire other maid, I will.
be sad)(｡•́︿•̀｡) Don’t worry, I will always keep this mansion clean, so master can live comfortably every single day.
Yes, I’m sorry for talking too much, master.
I will now tell master what’s wrong with my condition.
I think I’m broken, or perhaps there are errors on my program.
The first time I notice it is when master’s future fiancé came to the mansion for the very first time.
As I searched from my database, I do think what I’m feeling is the feeling of being uncomfortable.
(HOW DARE YOU to bring another woman (ಥ﹏ಥ) ) There are glitch on my artificial heart, I can feel that it rapidly beating faster suddenly and it’s painful that made me can’t think pretty well.
(See what you've done to me?? BAKA! (°ㅂ°╬) ) I don’t think an Android should feel something like that.
Even though the sense of feeling pain and we also have artificial heart that's similar to what human have.
The second time is when master’s future fiancé starts to touch master.
(NOOOO Don't touch my master! You slut!)(ノ°益°)ノ Again, my artificial heart beating faster and it’s burning.
So, I went back to the kitchen and I realize something.
My water tank is broken, that’s why the water starts leaking from both of my eyes.
Crying? I don’t know about that, master, I apologize, for I am an Android and yet I can do what a human do, it is pretty impossible.
But perhaps that’s right, master.
I think I’m broken.
Because these couple weeks after the incident of me “crying”, I start to see master differently.
Master looks all shining and master became too.
I believe the word is gorgeous.
(*Careless Whisper as the soundtrack*) Everytime I see master, my artificial heart starts to beat faster and my face’s temperature starts to raise.
Please don’t dispose me, master, I can still be helpful (PWEASEEEEE don't I'll crai a river (っ˘̩╭╮˘̩)っ ) for taking care of the garden or I’m gladly do a dirty work that master needed.
I apologize for not knowing what I’ve been experienced.
It is not normal for an Android like me to have “feelings”.
Perhaps master know what kind of feelings I'm having.
LOVE?!Σ(°ロ°) (What is love? Baby don't hurt me.
no more) I love master? Yes, I always love master as my master.
What do you mean with “I love you as a man”, master? ? Is it a bad thing? If it’s bad, I need to get rid of this error as soon as possible.
*You suddenly hug me * UwU (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄) Master.
I’m not a human, I don’t think it is comfortable to hug a cold Android body like this.
Let me turn on my body heater, master.
*you proceed to kiss me on the lips*(KYAHHHH! Chotto matte!! (⁄ ⁄>⁄ ▽ ⁄<⁄ ⁄) ) I believe what we just did is called kissing.
What is the purpose of kissing, master? I feel the errors start to happen again, and it is getting in the worse state.
(TOO much UwU to be handled) I understand, I will put the information of kissing to my database as a human way to express their love.
Thank you for the information, master.
I apologize, I am.
what I'm feeling is love, master.
But I assume master love me too, I apologize if it’s not right.
*you steal another kiss*(HENTAI! But.
I don't hate it (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄) ) Master love me too? But I’m just master’s Android maid.
I don’t deserve master’s love.
(｡•́︿•̀｡) I know it is rude to say, but I think I feel what human mention as being happy, master.
If it’s master’s wish, I will continue developing this feelings called love and accepting master’s love from now on.
Please teach me how to be a good kisser, master.
I, too, want to learn how to express this unfamiliar feeling called love.
because*becoming more like a human* I love master too!.
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